Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Happy Pappy!!

The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying "Pappy's Seasoning" to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.
-FresnoBee

Whole story here.

Personally I would love some pappy's seasoning rubbed all over my body while I slumber, but that's just me. Maybe I should look for a job as a farmer out in Fresno, make my dream a reality.



1 comment:

bless_cyborgs said...

I "laughed out loud" at the "make my dream a reality" because I know just how your face and voice would've been if you said it in real life instead of in the robot machine.